What’s goin on?

  • I think Glenn Beck just inherited the third Monday of January each year… Snooze ya lose, Marty. #
  • Obama is treating our economy like child support… #

What’s goin on?

  • Jessica Simpson’s edible cosmetic line went under about the same time she gained those few extra (41) pounds… Coincidence? #

What’s goin on?

  • I voted yesterday…for my favorite America’s Got Talent contestant. #

What’s goin on?

  • Just told an old woman that her printer is inoperable because the flux capacitor burnt up and she’ll no longer be able to print to 1974. #

What’s goin on?

  • I am here #

What’s goin on?

  • Lacy is the most amazing person I know. Tweet tweet #

What’s goin on?

  • I’m sorry, who the fuck is Lebron James? #
  • “Immigration 101 Workshop” -Goodie bags include a pistol & a list of locations where Chevy Astro vans are parked…Brought to you by Arizona #

What’s goin on?

  • Actually, it does exist in my town.. Everytime I drive by it it makes me laugh. It’s such a bad name for a ghetto ‘get ur hurr did’ salon. #

What’s goin on?

  • How do you feel about the name “Curl Up And Dye” for a hair salon I’m thinking about opening? #

What’s goin on?

  • I just wasted 45 minutes of my life on the Google homepage. #