- @haysayrahhay girl, the weather channel is my favorite ass show. I cuh feel them. in reply to haysayrahhay #
- Don’t know why I’m wasting my time.. I should be gettin’ laid again any time now. #
- I’ll probably have to wash it again. There’s just so much sex caked, baked, and soaked into a good 80% of the fabric. #
- I just sprayed my mattress cover with OxyClean to remove the obvious remnants of hot, hot sex that happened frequently with multiple women. #

